Assalamu'alaikum...
Such a busy week... I had deals to do, which is more twice because din was on leave plus with the f***ing adjustment to do. Those were so awful to do, and they were so tedious and not fun that I wondered what the heck did the boss mean when he said "good jobs"? I should write a letter to my boss:
Dear Bossy,
Today, my otak almost go mereng because you gave me pressure that make me wanna go weng-weng. Calling them good does NOT make 'em good. Good is something that you can snap-snap-snap and they're done. Good is something that isn't called an "jobs". Good is something involving me, a couple of good lookin' girls , a roll of RM bills and a table top. Your jobs...not fun
-Firdaus-
Here's some other letters that I would just LOVE to dish out:
Dear Bus Driver,
The other day, ya almost langgar me on the road. Why you wanna do dat? What did I ever to you. Dah lah you like to drive laju-laju when the bus is jam pack full of people, like you don't know that it's just not cool, man. Go masuk kelas driving again, or maybe just stop driving the bus altogether.
-Firdaus-
Dear Neighbor,
Just because you live behind my house, doesn't mean I hafta like you. And vice versa. You cranked up the volume when I wanted to sleep, the bass almost made me insane. As such, I think I have the right to jump up and down and up and up and down and up and down in my living room just because I wanna. By the way, I DID NOT jump up and down yesterday, you're paranoid.
-Firdaus-
Dear Bugs Bunny Depan Rumah,
My neighbor is getting obnoxious. Sila berak depan rumah die. You're chubby enough.
-A Friendly Human-
Dear "Schtoopid",
First of all, you're not stupid. In fact, I'm hard pressed to find someone more intelligent than you are. But you treated me like crap, you still do, and you complain to ME that other people are crap. And your latest insensitivity today proves my point. Your crappy treatment of me makes you Mr. Schtoopid. Poopy-head.
-You Know Who This Is-
There. I'm actually feeling quit lousy today, I tried to pick my mood up but it's not working. Stoopis Yahoo Messenger. I solved the problem, but it's still bugging me. I'm all for hos before bros, but this ho is reaaaaalllllyy gettin' on my nerves. Oh hormones, oh history, oh stupid emotions. I'm not making sense to anybody, I better stop now before I start eating my laptop.
Wassalam...
1 comments:
Dear Firdaus,
Heheehe keep posting entry.. =)
even when u r hectically weng weng okay!
And It would be great if you can post that bugs bunny's picture.chubby enuf eh. =)
And I hope I can write that kind of letter to my boss too!
And bus drivers in KL are suck you know.u r not alone.
And hell of your schtoopid neighbour.kill 'em when u got chance to do so.
And
Today is my lousy day. Monday Bluessssss
Urgh!
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